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So I can wear über cool The North Face gear without fear of being called a poseur, drink microbrews with the Coasties in L-Town, send top-rope 5.5s at the Feathers, and put cool stickers on my Subaru Outback.

The south side of Saddlerock in Wenatchee comes to mind. Lotsa balled-up poopy diapers and Skittles wrappers lying about.

I think your husband wrote in to Dan Savage about you not long ago. You nailed it! You're so perceptive: by reading just a handful of posts, you can tell I like wieners in my butthole.

I have been 5, 6 , and 7 at various points in my life. In addition, I like to start shit on the internets by asking questions about the prevalence of douchebaggery in xtreme, Red Bull drenched sports. I am married and, fortunately, I keep my porn-spanking restrained to healthy levels. I'm also a medium-sucky climber. No shit. In the couple years I've been on ropes, I tend to top out at 5.8. Probably because I have a fat ass ghetto booty that fucks with my center of gravity. I may be an asshole, but I'm an honest one.

Yeah I should cut back on watching clips of your mom getting bukkaked with scrotum sauce. Got any more good ones?

B -24 crash site near Mission Ridge ski resort. You probably already know about this but here you go...

Well at least the 12s I work with will finally STFU for the next six months.

You're right. I stand corrected. Thanks. How does "eat a fat bag of dicks" work for you?

Lolz

I really don't have a point. I wanted to get the opinion(s) of "the climbing community" that frequents these parts. I have my own biases and douchebag tendencies, no doubt; I just wanted to see if others were turned off by the obnoxious 'tudes on/off the trail.

I agree. But the problem seems to be amplified by an order of magnitude with the predominance of WASPy crackers in the sport: folk that have jobs with pensions and shit who can afford to squander time/money on mountain climbin'. My favorite people in the world are migrant farmworkers. They certainly do not have a problem with douchiness. I can't wait for the day when Black Diamond starts selling their wares in Wal-Mart for the proles and the Joads.

Nope. I don't think this applies here. And no, I'm not a troll. I've been thinking a lot about douchiness in general and how there is a positive correlation between such and increased socioeconomic status. It's a valid inquiry. FOAD The ad hominem shit doesn't phase me. You didn't address the issue. Lick my balls.

Nope. I don't think this applies here. And no, I'm not a troll. I've been thinking a lot about douchiness in general and how there is a positive correlation between such and increased socioeconomic status. It's a valid inquiry.

Eat my ass. I'm a veteran too and I don't buy into the bogus mythology of the American serviceman. You're not unique, nor are you owed anything because you joined the Coast Guard. It's apparent you didn't read and/or understand what I had initially posted: I was bitching about snot-nosed assholes who fuck up my good time at the crag with their posturing, who-you-know dick envy, and inflated egos. Congratulations to you for earning your fun by own effort/hard work. And thanks for fighting for my freedom. Who the hell is Eric?