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P-Shizzle

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  1. P-Shizzle

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    So I can wear über cool The North Face gear without fear of being called a poseur, drink microbrews with the Coasties in L-Town, send top-rope 5.5s at the Feathers, and put cool stickers on my Subaru Outback.
  2. The south side of Saddlerock in Wenatchee comes to mind. Lotsa balled-up poopy diapers and Skittles wrappers lying about.
  3. I think your husband wrote in to Dan Savage about you not long ago. You nailed it! You're so perceptive: by reading just a handful of posts, you can tell I like wieners in my butthole.
  4. I have been 5, 6 , and 7 at various points in my life. In addition, I like to start shit on the internets by asking questions about the prevalence of douchebaggery in xtreme, Red Bull drenched sports. I am married and, fortunately, I keep my porn-spanking restrained to healthy levels. I'm also a medium-sucky climber. No shit. In the couple years I've been on ropes, I tend to top out at 5.8. Probably because I have a fat ass ghetto booty that fucks with my center of gravity. I may be an asshole, but I'm an honest one.
  5. Yeah I should cut back on watching clips of your mom getting bukkaked with scrotum sauce. Got any more good ones?
  6. B -24 crash site near Mission Ridge ski resort. You probably already know about this but here you go...
  7. Well at least the 12s I work with will finally STFU for the next six months.
  8. You're right. I stand corrected. Thanks. How does "eat a fat bag of dicks" work for you?
  9. I really don't have a point. I wanted to get the opinion(s) of "the climbing community" that frequents these parts. I have my own biases and douchebag tendencies, no doubt; I just wanted to see if others were turned off by the obnoxious 'tudes on/off the trail.
  10. I agree. But the problem seems to be amplified by an order of magnitude with the predominance of WASPy crackers in the sport: folk that have jobs with pensions and shit who can afford to squander time/money on mountain climbin'. My favorite people in the world are migrant farmworkers. They certainly do not have a problem with douchiness. I can't wait for the day when Black Diamond starts selling their wares in Wal-Mart for the proles and the Joads.
  11. Nope. I don't think this applies here. And no, I'm not a troll. I've been thinking a lot about douchiness in general and how there is a positive correlation between such and increased socioeconomic status. It's a valid inquiry. FOAD The ad hominem shit doesn't phase me. You didn't address the issue. Lick my balls.
  12. Nope. I don't think this applies here. And no, I'm not a troll. I've been thinking a lot about douchiness in general and how there is a positive correlation between such and increased socioeconomic status. It's a valid inquiry.
  13. Eat my ass. I'm a veteran too and I don't buy into the bogus mythology of the American serviceman. You're not unique, nor are you owed anything because you joined the Coast Guard. It's apparent you didn't read and/or understand what I had initially posted: I was bitching about snot-nosed assholes who fuck up my good time at the crag with their posturing, who-you-know dick envy, and inflated egos. Congratulations to you for earning your fun by own effort/hard work. And thanks for fighting for my freedom. Who the hell is Eric?
  14. I think so. Perhaps it's because the participatory costs of climbing/mountaineering are so high (e.g. gear, appropriate clothing, surplus income to take time off work, etc.), it tends to attract those who can afford it: physicians, attorneys, trustafarians, and the like. You know, generally speaking, people who have never really suffered too much and/or endured any significant hardship for any sustained period of time. In my brief foray into the world of off-trail travel, many of the people I have encountered are snotty condescending pricks who act like smug frat boys. I know I'm making a sweeping generalization here, however I assume there may be others who share my opinion. Thoughts?
  15. Trying again... I'm going to try to bag Cashmere again this Saturday (as I got a late start last time and consequently didn't summit). Any takers? I'm in Wenatchee and can drive. Call/text: 509-930-7187.
  16. I need a partner to scramble up Cashmere Mountain via the standard Carolines/Windy Pass route on July 4th. I'd like to do this trip in one day. I'm heading out from Wenatchee early in the morning (5 AM-ish) and can take a couple of peeps with me or swing by and pick up those on the way to (and through) Leavenworth. Call/text if interested: 509-930-7187
  17. I think I'm going to climb Cashmere Mountain (via the standard West Ridge route) on July 4th. Should I anticipate substantial snow/ice on the route? Aside from an ice axe, should I bring crampons, snowshoes, etc?
  18. Hey y'all, I'm looking to buy a 75 cm. general mountaineering ice axe (e.g. BD Raven or comparable). If you're within a 50 mile radius of Wenatchee, I'll come and get it. Thanks!
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