Yes, if only the little people were as witty and clever as myself...and there was a third party, and beer can fueled flying cars. If only these conditions were met, and if I didn't have this broom handle occupying most of my lower colon, I might actually deign to arise from my Soaring Hearts futon, gently set my steaming cup of green tea down, and consider contributing a few moments of my extremely valuable time to the political process. But it's all so BENEATH me, you know? It is to laugh!
That sure sounds like the typical Democrat elitist who insists on the high level of voter awareness in their party.