You also browse the web incessantly looking for information about brown-eyed, southpaws and post it here? Nope, that doesn't seem to be the case.
The point - my hate-filled, myopic friend - is that you have to do better than call me gay if insulting is your goal. That only works on middle-school playgrounds, or rush limbaugh message boards.
Alternatively, you could fall back on "lick sack."