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  1. pink

    clinton & obama

    i was class president once, but i invaded the third grade looking for 99 red water balloons but turned out they never had them and got impeached.
  2. pink

    clinton & obama

    fuck off ggk, you don't know what the fuck you are or who you are for that matter. your still stuck in the classic your a neo-con i'm a monkey bullshit. last time i checked, the more money i make the higher tax bracket i get put in. it's not about slammin the other party but making sure the party you affiliate yourself with does what the fuck they say there gonna do, and good luck with that.
  3. pink

    porter

    you like getting banned, huh, you like that?
  4. pink

    porter

    you are my Linda Lovelace i guess that would be throat deep
  5. pink

    clinton & obama

    nice weener
  6. pink

    porter

    How to Be a Tough Guy Being a tough guy is perceived as being strong, fearless, and sometimes egotistical and macho. Steps Work out. Nothing says tough like massive arms. Get in the gym, hit the bench press and squats, and hit them hard. Don't tell anyone you've been working out either, come summertime the girls will be surprised at the pool. Make sure you wear clothes to reflect your toughness. Once you're in shape, don't be afraid to wear something a little tighter. Do scary things. Scary things include twirling knives at the dinner table, being able to tell the exact dimensions of cartridges (Starters : 5.56x45mm NATO, 9x19mm Parabellum, 7.62x51mm NATO, 7.62x39mm Soviet, 12.7x99mm BMG, etc). Don't talk much. Don't ask for help. Never let anyone see you upset. Don't talk about trivial things, mostly stick to what needs to be said. Be mysterious. Allude to past events that caused you to be the way you are. Under no circumstances make anything up. Nothing hurts. Pain is imaginary. Be gruff, get that stubble look. Be unpredictable. If you are unpredictable, people will not know what to expect from you, and this will discourage other "wannabe" tough-guys. Earn the respect of other people. Why be a tough-guy if nobody respects you? Earn respect by helping people with hard tasks that nobody else will take, but make sure you aren't a 'push-over' or 'slave-boy', or enforce your respect (Depending on what side you are - good or bad). The choice is up to you! Tips Don't laugh. Ignore jokes. Stand up straight. This will make you look self-confident. Build on confidence greatly. Consider joining Army or something similar. Learn to fight. Being a tough-guy means you must always be prepared to take on the haters. Learn peoples' weak spots. Everybody has a weak-point that can be exploited. Even you! Try to hide yours and exploit other peoples'. Go take a Japanese style of Jujitsu where you learn Karate at the same time. Nothing says you're the real thing like exuding strength, confidence and kindness. Jump over the fence all the time like Michael Klem. Warnings If you want to walk and talk tough - go ahead, but be careful not to overdo it. That will make you look like a wannabe and nobody respects a wannabe. Be gentle on the inside, yet strong on the outside. Make sure if a girl is hurt, you help out. You don't have to be a jerk to be tough. Don't be a bully. Bullying is a sign of your own psychological weakness. Being tough could result in being single. Unless you don't need a girlfriend, don't be afraid to do so. Play sports and get into fitness. Build up and you will be a tough macho in no time!
  7. pink

    clinton & obama

    dude
  8. pink

    clinton & obama

    is that your boy?
  9. pink

    clinton & obama

    gag
  10. pink

    STROH's

    nighty night bitch. hope you have a shitty time climbing on sweet granite.
  11. pink

    porter

    at least i have an ass, on the other hand YOUR (kkkk) all mouth.
  12. pink

    STROH's

  13. pink

    STROH's

    i'll pass, men in uniform aren't my type. i think hugh might be able to accomodate you.
  14. pink

    STROH's

    so you'll be climbing at 8:30pm on the weekend then ya frickin bootlicker.
  15. pink

    STROH's

    you've been spraying all day everyday. i didn't know they had wifi at LG asshole.
  16. pink

    porter

    never climbed it, i made it all up.
  17. pink

    porter

    i figured you'd steer him in the direction of no seat at all
  18. pink

    STROH's

    drunk spraying is fun. seriously, appears that you have some time on your hands right now. why don't you go fuck yourself or maybe go climbing.
  19. pink

    STROH's

    are you the fag that has all the climbing picks posted in your army garb or whatever branch your in.
  20. pink

    STROH's

    whatever faggot brain, the other faggot lives in utah where 3.2 is a plenty ya frickin butt muncher.
  21. pink

    STROH's

    especially when it's 3.2
  22. pink

    Look out Kev!

    good to know
  23. pink

    Look out Kev!

    welcome home
  24. pink

    STROH's

    STFU, nOOb! And you seem so much nicer as Minx. minx is the sweetest thing around
  25. pink

    porter

    nice ride porter, wanna go on a little poker run. i'll buy the beer.
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