Chris_WP

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If there's a world left when this is all over, I'd like to buy you a beer.

My God, that's... I don't even know what that is!

I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

Yeah, you wanna go?

Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.

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That's too bad Seagal, you know why? I'm a smoker.

Let me explain to you the kind of man DirtyHarry is. He's a man who knows that when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact. A bond that cannot be broken. He's a man so dedicated that he will get down on his knees and put that cock right in his mouth.

You have balls. I like balls.

All right, you guys. I hate to break this little party, but there are still a lot of bad guys out there.

Yeah, why the fuck should we trust you, you douchebag?

I'll drill two holes through your dick so that when you pee - it shoots out in all different directions. Got it?

Smart-ass motherfucker!

Let's get one thing straight, StevenSeagal. I don't trust you. And if you betray us, I'll rip your fucking balls off and stuff them up your ass so that the next time you shit, you'll shit all over your balls, got it?

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