Smarter_Than_Dru

i pwn joo

I'm busy reading amazingly cool books that Dru doesn't even know about and listening to hip songs that Dru has never heard of. I'm also climbing in places he has never climbed, but wishes he could.

Dru: Recycling worn out humor since 2001.

If only Dru had a brain maybe he wouldn't be such a stain

Chilliwack, B.C. - Home Depot was sued by a shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue. Dru accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding. "They left me there, going through all that stress," Dru told The Chilliwack Times. "They just let me rot." The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dru was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the North Surrey store on the day before Halloween 2003. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk "believed it to be a hoax," the lawsuit said. Home Depot spokeswoman Kathryn Gallagher said she could not comment on pending litigation. The lawsuit said store officials called for an ambulance after about 15 minutes. Paramedics unbolted the toilet seat, and as they wheeled the "frightened and humiliated" Dru out of the store, he passed out. The lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions. "This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."

What smells like poo? oh...its just Dru

Smarter than you its not hard to do

Walk the plank yee lubber!

Droolboy, you're a retard.