[Never again]

I soy beans. 8D

[Never again]

Fuck you for making me feel guilty, man! Fuck you!

 

Jesus, I HATE feeling guilty. Man! I just HATE that shit.

[Christian Climbers.]

Wikipedia has a good layout of the "problems" with Christianity:

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Christianity#Criticism_of_Christian_doctrine

 

I particularly like this quote:

 

"The idea of atonement for original sin is criticised by some on the grounds that the image of God as requiring the suffering and death of Jesus to effect reconciliation with humankind is morally repugnant. The view is summarized by Richard Dawkins: "if God wanted to forgive our sins, why not just forgive them? Who is God trying to impress?".

 

 

 

 

[CC.COM DEATH MATCH]

George W Bush vs Australopithicus Afarensis Lucy:

LuCY! LuCY! LuCY!

[CC.COM DEATH MATCH]

biggins

 

 

You can tell those are fake cuz she doesn't have nipples.

[CC.COM DEATH MATCH]

Mr. Phil's avatar vs. G-Spotter's avatar

[My last post in Spray]

Gawd, I'm gonna miss that guy.

[New Avatar...]

Harry who?

[New Avatar...]

 

Self portrait?

 

No. My mother kindly pointed out when I was a teenager that I had a flat rear like my dad's.

 

Uh, thanks, Mom.

[New Avatar...]

You like this end better?

 

[New Avatar...]

 

 

The end IS coming.

[Lewd?]

I'll bet she can eat herself out.

Her stomach would hurt from being scrunched up, so it wouldn't feel very good anyway.

 

Don't ask me how I know that.

[CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES!!]

I just got a job offer!!!! At the mostest awesomest place ever!!!

 

 

I'd like to buy a beer or 14 for ya'll who PMd me with help, support, etc. and who posted on my whiney thread about not getting a job. I appreciate you guys more than you know!!

 

Thank you!!

 

Hey, I referred to you in a different thread.

 

Great bigs globs of congratulations! You deserve it.

[I need a new avatar picture]

Does anybody around here (except Archenemy) actually *work*?

 

 

I'm getting paid right now , or else I'd be at Squamish

 

OK, well, that says a lot.

 

Oh wait, so am I.

[I need a new avatar picture]

Honey, what Archenemy does here is called "workin' it," not "work." Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Oh yeah, she works it.

[I need a new avatar picture]

Does anybody around here (except Archenemy) actually *work*?

 

[Photo Caption?]

"Don't trust the chicken heads -- they bite."

[!]

Ohhh, look at the baby piggy wiggies...

 

Is that one stupid cat or what?

[!]

Well, you're just going to have to do more than just lie there.

[!]

Nothing happens...

[is it wrong for me to have....]

"still"?

[Quit Screwin' Around!]

I think you found a roundabout for the screwaround workaround.

[Quit Screwin' Around!]

The one funning around is the one having the most screwing?

By golly (am I a geek if I use that word?), I think he's got it.

[Quit Screwin' Around!]

In my experience, students are the best screw-arounds.

[Quit Screwin' Around!]

Oh yeah!? I'll show you how to screw around.

 

La dee dah, wah-wah-wah-wah, poo-bah, dee-da-da-da.

 

8D sickie

 

Now that, my friend, is fucking screwing around.