There once was a climber named kevbone
Who had arms so strong they resembled cobblestone
He crushed climbs with ease
Even god stepped aside when he sneezed.
There once was a girl named muffy the wanker sprayer
The librarian so hot we all wanted to lay her.
She came over and whispered in my ear all about the dewey decimal system.
I took out my rod and started throwing it like a pistom.
What is orgasmic bliss? Is that a climb? Is it 22 pitches in a wilderness area?
There once was a girl named muffy
Who had a hairy crotch that was stuffy
Here friend minx came over to stuff the crack
Just to find her own hairy back.
Was braided.