Got this from your link. I think it was from a list of responses to actual posts on a BB:
"I was thinking of naming my son Toolio. Does anyone know the origin on that one?
---[Jane] DeSac
Toolio DeSac. Boy, can't think of any way that kid'll get picked on. That's one taunt-proof name there!"
And Bush didn't win, you fucking git. So it looks like the answer to your question is that if he didn't win, he'd just swindle his way into office.
I was waiting for some one to put that out. DFA you're my new hero!