HRoark
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Don't worry guys, I probably won't show.
I'll carry just in case, but thanks for the heads-up.
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Dood, we are so driving seperately to the super secret thinger (if I get off my ass and go)
Looks like we need to bring some guns, Caveman!!!
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On schedule, Trask and I are firmly deposited at Hooters, spraying via wireless internet hook-up and a laptop. Drinks in hand, boobies on the horizon, and a platter of wings as big as a Buick!!!
shouldn't you have the drinks and boobs in hand? what good do they do on the horizon?
They were walking our way as I was typing...Trask is now nestled comfortably in-between some healthy All-American 38D's. I spilled barbecue sauce on the keyboard, so this might be my last TR update. Plus, it's hard to type with Heather on my lap.
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That looks like some scary shit!!!
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Woppers in your butt.
Tell me how the earthworms feel as you rake your scrotum on to the soiled grave.
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I'm gonna find a nasty hooker
Just wear a rubber, dude.
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Wiring can-lights in the basement and contemplating drywall...
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On schedule, Trask and I are firmly deposited at Hooters, spraying via wireless internet hook-up and a laptop. Drinks in hand, boobies on the horizon, and a platter of wings as big as a Buick!!!
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bullshit. we all know you'd been fucking her in the backseat before the accident. come clean, bitch
So, the whiplash could have come from something else? Is that what you're saying? Maybe I blocked out that memory; yeah, you could be right. Who's to know.
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I got into a car accident with a young black girl, in a black neighborhood. Turns out she was the local preacher's daughter...I was worried big time.
what were you doing with a young preacher's daughter in your car in the first place?
No, dude, she was coming through an intersection from my right (in her own car) and I T-boned her.
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I got into a car accident with a young black girl, in a black neighborhood. Turns out she was the local preacher's daughter...I was worried big time.
why were you worried? cause you use the same expressions as dick cheney?
Well, let's see, I'm very white and she was black, I was on their turf, and people in the Midwest take their racism very seriously (on both sides of the fence).
As far as expressions that Dick Cheney uses, I have no fucking idea what you are talking about. The girl was black, or colored if you prefer that one. Whatever.
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I got into a car accident with a young black girl, in a black neighborhood. Turns out she was the local preacher's daughter...I was worried big time.
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meet Muffy
in Spray
well Muffy, your mom has her shit together, which brings me full circle - a BJ and $50 for some suppage w/ traskFrom her or her mom? I'm confused now.
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HOOTERS @ Chandlers
Meet you there in an hour.
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It's almost the weekend, but I started early...cheap whiskey and I'm on my way...Anybody know a good wing joint? I'll be shitfaced by noon.
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Pressed for time yesterday, I tried to rush a shit and realized that just ain't natural. Mid-shit, I realized I had more time than I thought and slowed it down a bit. This led to a much more pleasurable experience and actually aided in the elimination of more shit that I thought I had to get rid of.
Feel free to discuss, we haven't had a good "shit" thread for a while.
Roark
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You got a favorite pair/pattern/material? WHat are you wearing right now? Oooooh....yeah? Tell me about it....
I've got red and white plaid boxers from Old Navy.
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What's a no-fail seduction line?
"Tell 'em you got a big truck and a big dick"
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Yeah, they don't show you all the heifers on the squad. Do they? She's tongue-o-licious, though.
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"broom-grab her 'til she hollers"
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trask- i don't see how tracking domestic passengers w/a background check improves security very much. it does create a system that allows the government to invade our privacy and diminish our civil rights.
i find this disturbing. in order to live in this country and have the benefits our consititution provides, i am willing to assume a certain amount of risk. if the government wants to protect my physical well being then i would prefer that they improve security at the gate, luggage check and on the plane.
I agree, however, you missed one thing: The Constitution "provides" nothing, but it GUARANTEES your rights. I know it seems like splitting hairs, but so many people are under the false impression that they didn't have any rights before the Constitution granted them. YOU HAVE RIGHTS, PEOPLE, START EXERCISING THEM!!!
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Playing devil's advocate: you choose to fly, so you choose to be subjected to such a check. (For the record, I don't like it either).
Roark
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Same as yesterday, except I've got an orange instead of an apple.
Drunk already
in Spray
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Whoa!! She's bouncing those things off of trask's bald spot. It's making little slapping noises!!!