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  1. Media+Military=Lies, Lies, Lies "Embargoed". I would call it "censorship of crucial issues in oder to keep the tax-payers ignorant". So much for our mighty army. Iran and North Korea won't prove to be anywhere near as half-witted as the Iraqis.
  2. stepped up to MILF Speaking of MILF, we haven't heard from Michael Layton in a long time. How's he mending? He's still broken. He's got pin sticking out of both feet, on one of them, you'd expect to see guitar strings coming out, the pin have bulbous plastic ends like guiter pegs. It's painful to watch him struggle onto his crutches, feeble ass bastard, but he can still drink, even on the Percosets. The prognosis is good, though, he should be mended in 6-8 weeks.
  3. When Quinn the Eskimo gets here...he's gonna open up a can of whoop ass on you. Dylan blows dog log, if you ask me, though, FTN. His relevence died before I was born, and he stole his identity from ramblin' jack elliot, if you've seen the movie.
  4. That site's got some serious Trask porn. Fighting to cover...SPANK IT!! Racking the slide...SPANK IT!!
  5. Didn't go. My wife was running the marathon on Sunday, so I was playing coach, personal trainer, dietician, spectator, chaffeur, etc.
  6. Headed out there for the weekend, perhaps THE busiest climbing area I have ever had the displeasure of going to. Granted, it was the Victoria Day long weekend up there, but there were people, literally, on EVERY climb. No Joke. I didn't have a partner, and I was only able to scum one belay (thanks Lane) off of someone who looked as if they wouldn't drop me on my head, spent the rest of the time running around looking for solitude/bouldering. It's a great place to crag, some awesome (albeit over-bolted) routes, not much Trad though, but the people were INSANE. At one point, I counted almost twenty five people climbing on a cliff band that was a hundered feet wide. All I could think of was: "Ants. They're not people, they're ants. Run away." So I did. I also got followed by a leashless rotweiler that wouldn't heed the calls of his owner. This despite the "Dogs must be on leashes" sign in the parking lot. I didn't see a dog on a leash, so I ran their owners off the trail out of spite, when I got the chance. The icing on the cake was the kid that was literally SCREAMING. His Dad said "No screaming at the crag." I'd rather get nailed by rockfall. The best part of the whole day, other than the stellar weather, was the beer back at the car. I think I'll get a Canadian calendar....
  7. You the fuciknin trad, you retrad, moeron!!!!!
  8. You would want to give me a hnd jobn?? So, this date rape drug you want to give me, Haldolol, does this make you a fagot??
  9. Mybe your snakes is the turd that Trashk will push into your hole, homo. You both sre shittheads today, with this fucking crap junk you saye abvoput this stuvid snak shit, and pukmning. Fucnking stuxcvid.
  10. Do you sell knives? Your such a stuvid fucker!! Id like to buy some you're clever cleavers, stupid shit, and make some fuckin Ching food. YAN CAN GOOK< SEW CAN YU!!!
  11. You are a korny shit plop, you sturpid fuckering bud doozsc h. Your KIL< KILL< KILL< is for some shits like you.
  12. Is this abouyt you Trasked?????: #9: Tard curses poorly: I received a letter from a parent today, saying that their child has been using an awful lot of "naughty words". This doesn't surprise me. I don't curse in front of my tards, but there certainly is a lot of foul language flying around my classroom. So today I paid attention to what this particular tard was saying. Some of his "naughty words" were fucking hilarious. After I told him that he wouldn't have individual play today because he didn't turn in his assignments, he responded "I FUCK MOTHER!". Out on the playground I heard him yell "You shit fucker," at one of the other students. While lining up to leave, another student cut in front of him, "Ass fuck me" was his reply. I really feel like writing his parents back and telling them they should teach their kid how to curse, because what he's learning in my classroom just isn't cutting it. You surse like a tard around here, you fucking trad-o.
  13. Is this some kind of sick joke? I am not laugghing, but Thrask is some sick fuckener, tyoo.
  14. ??? Whats all this about vengence? I am me, so yoiu fucker can go blow it out somewhere. And the catbirdseat can stop wiping his ass on your faces, after this all.
  15. I'd say them same thing, if I were a fucking idiot.
  16. I also own only self-loaders. The cheaper and some of the older ones jam easily. When that happens, they hang. Lowering and cycling the action may clear the jam. Then you can send the target. Better-quality self-loaders have 2-stage triggers that can be adjusted to respond to very light inputs, so light that extensive practice under controlled "gym" conditions are required before you can release them under field conditions with any chance of sending the target. However, with careful, intentional practice, it may be possible to send a single 3,000 foot pitch with one pull. In the range of devices less than 5/10", some have sent pitches 3,600' but that's very rare. At 5/10", pitches more than 5,000' can go in one pull, but those SL'ers are inconvenient to rack. This is very valable information. I had no idea that some gyms are so tall, where is the one you go to this tall? How much do this self locking cramping devices whey?
  17. Ddin't they put the pilgrims into the billary, Col. Cavedur?
  18. Why do sprot climbers need SDLCs? If the Black Diamond crams are so good, why do you have some many?
  19. I don't want a cramming device. What are they?
  20. < lick my turd hole bitch...see that brown stain? lick it clean - you know you want to. How do you know about so much of the fag lifestyle? Do you practice on your Caveman? You sound good at what you do, is his stain brown like your's?
  21. You have a serious problems. Does you're Dad Task touch you privates?
  22. Eat shit and die numbnuts. You've nothing to bring to the table but poor grammar and spelling. Change your diaper and get off mama's tit. Take a bath, you stinking hippie!!!! Are you the dad of Cave man? You are both dinks, but maybe you are more of a dink because I think at least the Cave man climbs. Why are you here?
  23. Why are you a jerk too me? You are like Cave man, too, being a dickhead to everyone for no reasons. Are you btoh short poeple?
  24. Who care? Cave's contrubutions lately have been ntoing but useless spew. "You are a twats. You all suck. Who fucking cares?" They should ban THIS twat.
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