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  1. foraker

    Dear bigwalling

    next time you fly in a plane, i'll be waiting. See ya real soon! God
  2. http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/americas/09/29/elian.gonzalez.ap/
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  5. foraker

    Hey you, Smarty

    I used to work in oil fields. Good friend of mine used to put up drywall for a living and is now a college professor. Some who have PhDs are now doing good work with their hands. I guess, for some, the world is larger than the back end of a pickup truck.
  6. foraker

    Hey you, Smarty

    Still hanging around the little boys room during recess, are you?
  7. foraker

    Hey you, Smarty

    Stick you in front of an ion microprobe, you probably wouldn't know what to do with it either.
  8. GOPS!
  9. foraker

    Hey you, Smarty

    There are already enough idjits in the world doing that kind of work and dying without adding to the numbers. And would you call, say, Jonas Salk's work on the polio vaccince "not real work and of less value than someone who knows how to operate a shovel"?
  10. foraker

    Boys Dont Cry

    Translation: Men only cry to get more sex.
  11. foraker

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    How many more raccoons will I have to kill before he notices me?
  12. Nothing improves obfuscation more than a mouth full of jujubees. (Like my solid gold neck tie? Halliburton bought it for me)
  13. Yeah, those dope smoking hippies and their free love ethic scare me a lot more than Kalashnikov-wielding ... well ... pretty much anybody running around the streets with one would worry me more than dope smoking hippies.....
  14. You have to give the meddlesome HR people something to do when they aren't in 'training sessions'. If you give them any free time at all, they start 'improving' things.
  15. JayB, there are times when you sound like an intelligent sort, and then there are times when you sound like my dad: take something someone says, blow it completely out of proportion, assume that the only other possible option available is the ridiculous one you propose. yes, yes, I'm completely aware that other people do this too but it still doesn't help make your point and win converts to your view....
  16. Python Explodes After Eating Alligator By DENISE KALETTE, Associated Press Writer Wednesday, October 5, 2005 (10-05) 12:41 PDT MIAMI, (AP) -- Alligators have clashed with nonnative pythons before in Everglades National Park. But when a 6-foot gator tangled with a 13-foot python recently, the result wasn't pretty. The snake apparently tried to swallow the gator whole — and then exploded. Scientists stumbled upon the gory remains last week. The species have battled with increasing frequency — scientists have documented four encounters in the last three years. The encroachment of Burmese pythons into the Everglades could threaten an $8 billion restoration project and endanger smaller species, said Frank Mazzotti, a University of Florida wildlife professor. The gators have had to share their territory with a python population that has swelled over the past 20 years after owners dropped off pythons they no longer wanted in the Everglades. The Asian snakes have thrived in the wet, hot climate. "Encounters like that are almost never seen in the wild. ... And we here are, it's happened for the fourth time," Mazzotti said. In the other cases, the alligator won or the battle was an apparent draw. "They were probably evenly matched in size," Mazzotti said of the latest battle. "If the python got a good grip on the alligator before the alligator got a good grip on him, he could win." While the gator may have been injured before the battle began — wounds were found on it that apparently were not caused by python bites — Mazzotti believes it was alive when the battle began. And it may have clawed at the python's stomach as the snake tried to digest it, leading to the blow up. The python was found with the gator's hindquarters protruding from its midsection. Its stomach still surrounded the alligator's head, shoulders, and forelimbs. The remains were discovered and photographed Sept. 26 by helicopter pilot and wildlife researcher Michael Barron. The incident has alerted biologists to new potential dangers from Burmese pythons in the Everglades. "Clearly, if they can kill an alligator they can kill other species," Mazzotti said. "There had been some hope that alligators can control Burmese pythons. ... This indicates to me it's going to be an even draw. Sometimes alligators are going to win and sometimes the python will win. "It means nothing in the Everglades is safe from pythons, a top down predator," Mazzotti said. Not only can the python kill other reptiles, the snakes will also eat otters, squirrels, endangered woodstorks and sparrows. While there are thousands of alligators in the Everglades, Joe Wasilewski, a wildlife biologist and crocodile tracker, said its unknown how many pythons there are. "We need to set traps and do a proper survey," of the snakes, he said. At least 150 have been captured in the last two years. The problem arises when people buy pets they are not prepared to care for. "People will buy these tiny little snakes and if you do everything right, they're six-feet tall in one year. They lose their appeal, or the owner becomes afraid of it. There's no zoo or attraction that will take it," so they release the snakes into the Everglades. A reproducing snake can have as many as 100 hatchlings, which explains why the snake population has soared, Wasilewski said. The Burmese snake problem is just part of a larger issue of nonnative animal populations in South Florida, he said. So many iguanas have been discarded in the region that they are gobbling tropical flowers and causing problems for botanists, Wasilewski said. A 10- or 20-foot python is also large enough to pose a risk to an unwary human, especially a small child, he added. "I don't think this is an imminent threat. This is not a 'Be afraid, be very afraid situation.'"
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    While rock-fall and avalanches are the most often encountered objective hazards in climbing, the occurance of climb-by shootings is on the rise in Washington State.
  18. foraker

    Comedian Quotes

    RIP Mitch Hedburg
  19. Nice to be living in an era when we should be thankful that the president doesn't nominate, say, a goat to be Supreme Court Justice....
  20. one of the consequences of not paying for content, and you're already seeing it, is a reduction in the investigative journalism that's done (which is expensive) as a means of increasing shareholder return. of course, this leads to the chicken and egg argument. did readership decline because of poor content or vice versa? that i don't know.
  21. Yeah, it does, thanks.
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