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Necronomicon said:
Umm...how about OIL? Numbnuts?
What do you use numbnuts for? I never heard of em.
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gapertimmy said:
when i'm eating beefcake and pumping mad iron.
That sounds way wrong.
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Nevermind. They don't fucking make anything.
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what up, bitch?
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Anna said:
LOVE STINX!
Being single is about the most stress free life I have ever known. All my money,time,energy,thoughts go into what I WANT and it is great...but that's my bag..maybe not yours. I AM EXTREMELY SELFISH!
What is more important to YOU? Family? Love? Climbing? It seems that it is extremely rare to have your cake and eat it too (unless you are very lucky, and it seems as if some of you are), so sacrifices will probably need to be made to get what you really want out of life. it's give and take, I know first hand...feelings maybe be hurt or desires supressed in the process... That is the part that sucks !
If someone comes along that you can hang with even if it is only for a little while, cool, enjoy the moment, if not, SO WHAT? Relationships are highly overrated unless you are of the clingy variety.
this is the best advice yet:
Good point. Stay single till your around 35.
Live your life and all the rest of that shit will follow...eventually...(I am hoping!) OF course I am only 26, I might have a different outlook on this 10 years from now..more desperate perhaps?
I can't believe someone would want to change the very person that they fell in love with..unless they changed, of course, and God knows people change ALL THE TIME...sounds not of love but a "sense of control" issue to me!
Who's on the short list for your booty call, then?
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mtn_mouse said:
Here is a picture of one starting out.
That's a midget nun, dopey.
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JoshK said:
Somebody explain what this war has to do with Sept 11th, please? No, seriously, I mean it...
mofo saddam put his goverment on alert on 9-11 prior to the highjackings. 1+1=?
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those gurls are former east german swimmers.
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trask said:
The teachers are useless
local talent is looking fine for me. typical elementary teacher is female, single, and on the pill. what the fuck do you want?
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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:
No, you obviously don't get it. You seriously need to stop.
It must suck to have a pin head.
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Dr_Flash_Amazing said:
Please stop that.
fuck you. AA is for quitters.
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adventuregal said:lummox said:
humpty dumpty lives!
Here's a question... What type of a species is Humpty Dumpty? Everyone just ASSUMES he's an egg. It never says that anywhere... I need SOURCES, people!!!
fuck the tyep of species. is it male, or female? androgynous maybe? asexual, whatever it is.
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word from Colin Powell is that the coalition of the willing is increasing. fuckin A. even the pipe fitters are drinking with the teamsters down at the suck and swallow. increase that count with the support of the State of Inebriation!
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trask said:
humpty dumpty lives!
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Greg_W said:lummox said:
As it turns out, the micks are good for something: they've trained the British troops how to fight in urban settings.
Watch it, lummox, Sexual Chocolate will jump your shit for being racist.
watch it yourself. I ain't got nothing against the irish. I like em alot. I've banged plenty colleens, and will screw plenty more. But not too many would like to see em wearing thong bikinis. Okay, jenny mccarthy, yea. but she's a hybrid.
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As it turns out, the micks are good for something: they've trained the British troops how to fight in urban settings.
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Fumigants don't work too well in dust storms. Allah certainly is making a statement, and it ain't in support of the Eyeracki gubment. Jarheads and Grunts are getting rest for the asskicking they're about to deliver. Payback is a bitch. I wonder if Saddam is flexible enough to kiss his own ass goodbye?
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I've heard this exchange somewhere before:
None shall pass.
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Then you shall die.
I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
I move for no man.
So be it!
Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
'Tis but a scratch.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
No, it isn't.
Well, what's that, then?
I've had worse.
You liar!
Come on, you pansy!
Victory is mine! We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
Hah!Come on, then.
What?
Have at you!
Eh. You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Oh, had enough, eh?
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
Yes, I have.
Look!
Just a flesh wound.
Look, stop that.
Chicken! Chickennn!
Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
Right. I'll do you for that!
You'll what?
Come here!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
I'm invincible!
You're a looney.
The Black Knight always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then. Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.
Come, Patsy.
Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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Does the uneven conflict in Iraq and the ridiculous propaganda spew coming out of Baghdad bring to mind the Andy Kaufman/Jerry Lawler wrestling mismatch to anyone else? Tragic comedy. The unnecessary loss of life is a bummer. Must be beer-thirty.
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Dru said:
worth taking this opportunity to point out that France and Germany have been rounding up dozens of al-Qaeda members in recent months, and in fact have been in the forefront of that part of the war on terror.... maybe that didnt get reported in US media in rush to demonize the French??
worth pointing out that the Euro fucks let the situation of Al Qaeda cell growth in their countries happen in the first place, so STFU dumbass. And don't think that "American bastards" like myself are oblivious to the fact that Canadians are required to learn French. I reckon some of them even like it. Go club a seal, fuck a Newfie, overfish the one-time-most-productive-fishery-in-the-world, clear-cut your western forests (and ship the whole logs to Japan), or smoke and drink yourself into oblivion at the local club.
Boycott Arab made goods!
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