Bad joke time again! in Spray Posted December 10, 2004 · Edited December 10, 2004 by bDubyaH so there's a male whale and a female whale swimming along when the male whale sees a ship. he turns to the female whale and says "that's the ship that killed my father! we can't let them go, we have to get revenge" female whale "ok. what do you propose we do?" male whale " we'll swim underneath the ship, blow air through our blow holes which will cause the ship to roll and all those bastards will drown" female whale " sounds good" so they swim under the ship blow a bunch of bubbles, the ship founders and starts to sink. male whale "that went well...oh damn the sailors are still alive they abandoned ship! we have to kill them, in the name of my father!" female whale "how should we do that" male whale "we'll just swim up and swallow them" female whale "hey, i agreed to the blowjob, but there is no way i'm swallowing seamen!"