Alright. I'll take the bait. 
  
 The money shot for the month of May 
  
 
  
  
Action shot 
  
 
  
  
The obligatory Nude 
  
 
  
  
The young me with a beard, back in the '80s ski bummin' 
  
 
  
And finally, nothing says Hot like my famous "Purple Gaitor Man" outfit. I even incorporated the classic Mountie fashion statement "Shorts Over Polypro". I finished this ensemble with the Minx (TM.) floppy hat that says " I'm chill, what's your problem?!" 
  
 
  
  
Hot? Hot Indeed