[how do I start?]

[Rock climbing is cool]

Sphinx said:ERIK, shut your dumb ass up. We're getting sick of your spew. You're as bad as Dwayner, and twice as dumb. You shouldn't be a mod.

At least Dwayner occasionally posts entertaining pictorial monologues.

[Hey !!]

 

 

[Rock climbing is cool]

Off_White said:

I for one am appreciating and digesting everyone's input, and expect that Erik and I will generate some formal guidelines that we'll post as a sticky on top.

Erik?

 

He's just as responsible for trashing threads outside of Spray as anyone on this board.

[TRASK TO BE ASSASINATED!]

Boys from the chain gang coming by for their weekly visit?

[confused]

After Rock Climbing in Scholler pants, which type of machine do you wash them with?

 

 

[Question]

Another question

 

 

 

 

[Learn to climb slab with experienced instructors]

Figger_Eight said:

 

"Remember, when travelling in groups of 30 make sure to be as low impact as you can...and for god's sakes Larry, put on your gaitors."

I thought this was an ad for the cc.com Fall Rope-a-Dope?

[I got a job.]

Bout time you started paying taxes again.

[Biners and Bolt Hangars]

Fondle another

[Learn to climb slab with experienced instructors]

Dru said:

You dont take a course to learn how to climb...

Crack climbing isn't all that intuitive. Anyone here had help with technique?

[Question]

Do you put the detergent in the empty drum and then add clothes, or the other way around?

 

[Smith]

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[cable modem vs dsl]

You guys are all whores to the telecom companies. No one here really needs anything more than a dial up. Use the savings to buy porn the old fashioned way.

 

[Farmed Salmon: Food for thought]

Injected

[Learn to climb slab with experienced instructors]

The most important part of climbing is the logos on the equipment.

[New Forum?]

Greg_W said:

I never said I was smarter than that guy. You can talk about me in the new LAUNDRY FORUM though.

So Greg, do you wash your shorts with your polypro, or do you wash them in a separate load?

[New Forum?]

How about a Pagetop Forum where the # of posts per page is one. Every post would be a .

 

nirvana!

[Best value in draws and cams?]

IceIceBaby said:

well...I have 22" screw ...

22" also means 22 seconds.

 

[WA-hoo at WA Pass!!!]

Crossbow.

[EEEEKKKKK]

trask said:

goat is a cum guzzling, piss drinking, butt fucker

Those are his qualifications for the inner circle of cc.com.

 

[help]

Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer said:

everyone should send a dollar to the "save Muffy's shoes fund"

That's what the g-string is for.

[DC Route Conditions?]

Alpinfox said:

pete_a said:

...if you were to solo I would highly recommend carrying a rope and pro so that you could tie into an anchored rope for crossing these [snow bridges].

 

Are you recommending he leave behind pickets and/or rope? Pick it up on the way back? Maybe I'm just too drunk to understand what you mean by this...

I think it's liked roped soloing.

 

Place anchor, tie in, and prussik across snow bridge. Place second anchor on far side and tie in. Prussik back to grab first anchor and then cross for a third time. Grab second anchor and go.

 

[latest books read]

The Tao of

[Distinguishing Alpine Climbing from Cragging]

And whatever you do, don't confuse it with the NEW ROCK CLIMBING FORUM.