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all this war talk made me remember a very funny movie.....and some great lines..... Cronauer: Remember the people who brought you Korea! That's right! The U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly here or abroad, it's probably NOT being done by the Army. Funny voice: I heard that! Cronauer: Oh-ho! You're here! Good to see you! Funny voice: I'm here to make sure you don't say anything controversial. Cronauer: Speaking of things controversial, is it true there's a marijuana problem here in Vietnam? Funny voice: NO, it's not a problem, everybody HAS it. and.... Cronauer: Now, here's the weather, we're going to go right to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt. Roosevelt, how's it goin'? Funny voice: Adrian, I'm with somebody! Don't ever come here and bother me right now! Cronauer: Well thanks, Roosevelt. Can't you give us a little weather? Funny voice: Not now, man! I'm on the balcony, man, I'm tryin' to score! Back off!! Cronauer: Well, what's the weather like? Funny voice: You got a window? OPEN IT! Cronauer: Thank you, Roosevelt! We'll just have to go to someone else for the weather. I guess we'll have to go all the way to Washington, Weather Central, with Walter Cronkite. Walter, what's the weather like? Fake Walter Cronkite voice: I just want to begin by saying to Roosevelt E. Roosevelt...what it is, what it shall be, what it was. Weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow, a chance of continued crappy weather, pissy weather, front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass..... and... SGM Dickerson: I run this station according to strict guidelines set by military intelligence. General: Military Intelligence...now there's a contradiction in terms. and.... Cronauer (to SGM Dickerson): You're in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history! ...even more than CLINTON and.... Cronauer (with funny voices mixed in): What is a demilitarized zone? Sounds like something out of the Wizard of Oz. Oh No! Don't go in there! O-WEE-O! Ho-chih-minh! Oh look! You've landed in Saigon! You're among the little people now! We represent the ARVN army, the ARVN army! Oh No! Follow the Ho-chih-minh trail! Follow the Ho-chih-minh trail! Oh I'll get you my pretty! Oh my God! It's the wicked witch of the north! It's Hanoi Hannah! Now little G.I.! You and your little toto too! Ah-hahahahaha!! and... You absolutely have to be in the military to fully appreciate the humor in this one...verrrry funny! Cronauer : Excuse me sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC, you could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP. and... Cronauer: Hello campers! Remember, Monday is malaria day! That's right! Time to take that big orange pill and get ready for the Ho-Chih-Minh two-step and... Robin Williams as Adrian Cronauer... "The Mississippi broke through a protective dike today... what is.. what is a protective dike? Is it a large woman standing by the river going (in burly voice) "Don't go near there!" But Betty! "Don't go near there...get away from the river! Stay away from there!" I know we can't use the word dyke, we can't even say lesbian...it's Women in comfortable shoes, thank you very much! and....my personal favorite.... Funny voice:Enemy....we're not even sure what the enemy looks like....... REMEMBER THIS: Cronauer: What is a demilitarized zone? if need be to here the sound bytes click have a nice afternoon folks!

THAT WAS A GREAT MOVIE>>>>DR STRANGELOVE for those who haven't seen it.....Stanley Kubrick i believe.

u should fly...its faster and just a little bit more expensive then driving. Although, I always drive anywayS.

Yeah gore aint pres to start with. Maybe gas prices will be down to 58 cents after the war. It sucks people have to die for war but it's better than that bastard getting nukes - seems like France is hot to assist the guy. My guess is the dirty war will commence soon. I hope they use those psuedo nukes right away to deter them bastards form using NBC on us. Looks like the ball is going to start rolling soon. MY best wishes and safety to all the people in harms way and just shoot then ask questions as long as you know they are Iraqis. i forget...didn't u go the first time???

i see the light now......BinLaden is Saddam's AVATAR!

You sure ask a difficult, philosophical question. Maybe you oughta pony up a bit with some of your views before asking others to work so hard. Maybe he should change his name to peter PURGEit

WHY...this here is america...land of FREEDOM and Free Speach....and blah, blah, fukin BLAH. VERY GOOD BOOK WORTH READING: It's the Media, Stupid by Robert McChesney, John Nichols, Paul David Wellstone (Introduction), Barbara Ehrenreich (Introduction), Ralph Nader, Paul Wellstone buy here

which two is "both" refering to.......and you should care 'cause they are dying for the control of "crude"oil bush and his croonies

THREAD POLICE BE ADVISED THIS SHOULD BE IN:Words and phrases that just NEVER go outta style...ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

actually, i hate crossword puzzles 'cause they are so adicting. I only knew the answer because i used to be carpenter.

thats right city is all about those bloody fingers..... but then i only made it there once on trip home from the wind river range....seems kinda trivial climbing boulders after mts...so, we (valente and I and cassidy)stayed for 24hrs, climbed, poached some campsite, tried to infiltrate some babes site, got dissed, got stoned, got drunk, climbed jackson in the electric storm, got drunk, passed oout and then hightailed it the next morn for the Tieton.

"the carpet chewer".......ahhh shit that phrase went out with Hitler....hey does Bushy like carpets?

need anymore intelligent advice just pm trask....err, maybe erik could help too. I'll do my best but, in another thread I just got told that I don't think before I speak......i mean type. maybe its all the beers

oh yea, I will try and remember to think "next time"......someone wanna pass that on to 'ole Bushy for me now. Thank you.

why u so angry....i just gave the help that was asked for......take a chill pill or something

I second this one....for sure....try to get an ascent in of Jackson's thumb....at nite....and in a lightening storm....just for kicks...oh, and don't forget the beers 'cause its so heavily bolted being drunk makes it waaay better at 5.moderate. (don't remember grade)

ROOFER...installer of tile roofs that is......

Hitler and his minions were drugged out A.D.D. abusers of Dexidrine.

usual Vegas fare usually includes redrocks fool.

they still follow direct orders, right? maybe i am jaded or somethin yet, my grandfather served in WW2 and came home, my dad drafted in Veitnam but, got 1-y (?think thats what its called) due to having too many broken bones (the skull fracture when he was 10 did it for him). I just have deep issues against our countries big brother ways and crap. But then if we didn't do it, who would? Either way, I am proud to be an American, Lucky too.

is this true....sources....we need confirmation of this blabber found it myself via DFA website link on Meet the people thread: web page Can't you smell the shit, err i mean propaganda......

who ya gonna call???

is this true....sources....we need confirmation of this blabber

i too support the weak minded fools that enlisted....as they are only following direct orders....right??? Heres to there safe return none-the-less. iain: that pic scare the be-jeezes out of me. bush and his oil croonies and as lennon said give peace a(NOTHER) chance.