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quote: Originally posted by trask: Well, I can't keep up with all your posts, Postwhore. Everytime I read one, another two pop up. So you'll just have to wait while I try to wade my way through your crap. WADE AWAY... AND BE INTOXICATED BY MY SWEET STENCH

quote: Originally posted by Alex: taz is JERRY SANCHEZ??? NAW, I'M JUST YELLING ALOT I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FLAME YOU GUYS FOR GAPING ON THIS THREAD AND NOT POSTING... THANKS FOR THE POST

C'MON 7! WHO WANTS SOME?

quote: Originally posted by Charlie: hurry up and finish your reply, I gotta go GOTTA GO... FLUSH YOURSELF

quote: Originally posted by Charlie: That's right- you figured me out. You know my real name and where I live. Maybe thats because I'm not too much of a pussy to leave my real information. The only info given out is that you are a furry little devil. The only furry little devil I know is the one between your girls legs, and I've gotten to know that one pretty well. Now it looks like You'll know what a pimp i am when you get slapped down in the street like the rest of my hoes. Now scammper off, you furry little turd- this here party for grown folk'- CHARLIE, CHARLIE, CHARLIE. YOU SCHOOL KIDS SURE ARE GREAT. YOU JUST KEEP RIPPIN' ON MY LADY AND I'LL KEEP LAUGHING IF ONLY YOU HAD A CLUE COWBOY REGARDING THE INFO, CHECK OUT MY HOMEPAGE BOLT-BOY, THERE IS PLENTY OF INFO THERE YOU DIRTY LITTLE ELLESTURD, GO FLUSH YOURSELF

quote: Originally posted by Charlie: Taz- I'VE BEEN OFF LINE FOR A WHILE- I'VE HAD BETTER THINGS TO DO, I'VE BEEN IN YOUR BED, WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND! YOU MUST BE HUNG LIKE SHAFFLEHOUND 'CAUSE IT TOOK ME A HALF HOUR JUST TO FIND THE THING. SHE BEGGED ME NOT TO LEAVE, BUT I FIGURED HEY, YOU CAN HAVE HER- SHE WASN'T THAT GOOD ANYWAY...WHEN I FIND YOU, I'M GONNA STICK MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOUR GONNA BE BURPIN' VIBRAM FOR THE NEXT MONTH. WHOOOHOOO COWBOY! WELL LET'S SEE HERE: CHARLIE (AKA ROCK BALLERINA, SPORT CLIMBING PANSY) FROM CWU IS A PIMP. HMMM, DO YOU FIND THAT TO BE A LUCRATIVE ENDEVOR OVER THERE IN SMELLENSBERG? I SEE YOU TAKE AFTER TRASK IN YOUR SUBPAR HUMOR. SOMEHOW THAT SEEMS MORE ACCEPTABLE COMING FROM A DUDE THAT HAS A PIC OF SNOOP IN HIS PROFILE. GET BACK TO CLASS YOU LITTLE SHIT

quote: Originally posted by gregm: i'm calling bullshit. this is a fake sprayfest. real spray is one thing, but fake spray *really* detracts from this site. YEP, YOU CAUGHT US! ME & TRASK ARE OLD BUDDIES. RIGHT TRASKY? GREG, IF YOU'RE CALLING BULLSHIT ITS JUST B/C YOU GOT A WIFF OF YOUR SHORTS ARTER MIKE THREATENED YOU. DON'T GIVE ME *REALLY* DETRACTS FROM THIS SITE... YOU CLIMBING KIDDIE FALLS HOPING YOU COULD GRAB A BRANCH IF THINGS GOT DESPERATE DETRACTS FROM THE REP. OF ICE CLIMBERS EVERYWHERE HOW'S THAT FOR SOME FAKE SPRAY YOU HOSER

quote: Originally posted by trask: Yup, that's exactly what I'm talking about...no material, no brain, no clue. Tell you what taz, we meet at Hooters, and if we don't kill each other, I'll buy ya a drink. I'm getting the impression you're lacking in both a job and money; no doubt due to a piss poor attitude and meglomania. (look it up sucka) [ 02-22-2002: Message edited by: trask ] WELL I KNOW WHAT MEGALOMANIAC IS, BUT NOT A MEGLO... FIRST I'M GONNA KILL YA, THEN I'M GONNA COOK YA, THEN I'M GONNA FUCKIN' EATCHA HOW'S THAT MATERIAL S-U-C-K-E-R

quote: Originally posted by trask: Has there ever been any synaptic activity in that thick skull of yours or is it just solid bone? I suppose it comes in handy for crushing your beer cans if nothing else. THAT'S NOT ALL ITS GOOD FOR AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE DICK JOKE... MAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M BACK IN SCHOOL. AND ITS MARSUPIAL, NOT CRETIN, GET IT STRAIGHT BITCH

quote: Originally posted by trask: page six WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT 4TH GRADE HOTSHIT? I'M PRETTY SURE 4TH GRADERS CAN COUNT TO 25 MAYBE YOU'RE TOO STONED TO GET THERE RIGHT NOW... OR MAYBE ONCE YOU RUN OUT OF DIGITS (THOSE BEING FINGERS AND TOES... YOU KNOW, PHLANGES) YOU START COUTING TEETH. UHHHH, 21, 22, 23... DAMNIT! GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH POTTY MOUTH AND AS FOR THE TASTELESS JOKE YOU LAID DOWN EARLIER I NEVER IMAGINED THAT YOU HAD ANY KNOWLEDGE OF CIRCUMSTANCES, OR IN ANY WAY INDICATED THAT YOU MIGHT. I SAID YOU WERE A MORON, NOT THE WALKING HEARTLESS. SO... FOR USING SUCH TASTELESS HUMOR I STAND BY MY ASSERTION THAT YOU ARE A MORON. NOW SUCK IT FUCKER YA KNOW WHAT, I MAY JUST SHOW UP AT HOOTERS. YOU'LL KNOW ME WHEN YOU SEE ME CAUSE YOU'LL BE THINKING: "OH SHIT, I HOPE THAT'S NOT TAZ! FUCK ME.... WHERE'S THE BACK DOOR"

quote: Originally posted by trask: Knock yurbadself out moron YOU TALKIN' TO ME BITCH. I MEAN THIS YOU FUCKER. I SAW THAT LAME INSULT ON SCOTTS LADY. WHEN I SAW THAT I THOUGHT: TRASK IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. THOSE MOM, DAD, OLD LADY JOKES ARE FOR MORONS... LIKE YOU. I'LL FIND YOU COCKSUCKER... AT HOOTERS ON LAKE UNION IS IT???

WHAT DO I GOTTA STICK A CATTLE STICK UP YUR ASS TO GET A REACTION. YEAH GREG, I KNOW YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. MAYBE EVEN THAT SPANDEX TOTIN' CHARLIE WANTS A STUMP IN HIS RUMP. I DUNNO, FUGETABOUTIT

DAMNIT YOU PUSSIES I'M JUST GONNA KEEP ON POSTING UNTIL WE HIT PAGE SIX. GOT NUTHIN TO SAY I DIDN'T THINK SO

YEAH THATS RIGHT BABY. I'M ONE CRUDE DUDE WITH A FUCKIN' ATTITUDE. BITCH

quote: Originally posted by gregm: might i suggest taz and charlie go at it... WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO HERE, DANCE WITH THE GUY SUCK IT FUCKER

i dislocated my shoulder once, but it was posterior my friend and i has set a TR on a 5.hard route our first year, then when i greased off... pop! i had him lower me off while i cradled my arm. when i got down i couldn't move it or curl my fingers. when i turned around so my back faced him i heard an alarming "holy shit!". "duuuude your arm". so i looked over that shoulder and saw a bump the size of a baseball under my shirt and above my shoulder blade so he's like "well, you know what you've got to do...". yep. so in preparation for the big pull i tried to relax and gave my wrist a little tug/roll then slurp... it was in! ahhhh the relief. then i laid down and passed out about 30min later i awoke to see my friends (above mentioned buddy and 3 girls that were with us) climbing another route. so i got up, straightened my shit out, gave the shoulder a little roll test, and got back on the rock! i swear having the girls there had nothing to do with my lack of responsible decision making [ 02-11-2002: Message edited by: taz ]

outta the closet eh? you mean like this... that tickle your lamb-bone??? better keep it on the LD, lots of military types round here, thay don't like that sorta thang

alex, can you see the ice from the parking lot? is it on the left or right of the chair when heading up? grade? check it out... post number 1 mutha fuckas