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Smoky_Mcpot

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  1. Oh yea it's easy to go to SFAS through SF guard. You pick when you wanna go. I don't know how it is anymore..but it used to be hell (i.e. you caught hell) when you tried to go to SFAS through Batt. It used to be you suddenly got fucked over all the time from your PSG and 1SGT. cause they labeled you basically as a traitor.
  2. If you ever want more info MtnRgr...I can hook you up with the team leader of a SOT team at Buckley. He was former 1st Grp. and has some ex Batt-Boys and a Seal on his team. I can also hook you up with the team leader of another team who used to be the XO of Bco 2/75. I know an ex-2/75/CAG dude who got out and joined the Buckley company. He kept himself employed for three years straight through 19 Grp going to schools, training, and deployments. He wasn't even SF qualified. I think for my next trick I'm gonna log in as Cpt. Caveman.
  3. 19th Grp has a company right up the road in Buckley. They also have detachments in Spokane and Vancouver, Wa. This is not Caveman! Caveman doesn't even know who this is.
  4. Beck- if I wanted to ski in the rain I'd have a job, and go to the pass on the weekends with the rest of the unfortunately employed. Smoky wants powder and blue skies. Hence smokies departure from the ever drab NW scene. One word....Vermont. Time to go ski now in the cold front that's coming through.
  5. My favorite piece of climbing gear is my imagination. It frequently tricks me into believing that I can do something I probably shouldn't and I find it works in all situations... If I want to get gear mind fucked I'll go to REI thank you. Smoky
  6. Message to Pope, Dwayner, MattP, Cavedog, Lhotse, Erik, Wallstien, Alex, and anyone else who will listen, cares or wants to ridicule. Today I got up at 5am since so I am soooo bad ass & dedicated in my quest to be the best skiier in the NW and someday the whole planet. By 5:15 am I was totally stoned and honed and ready to kick some ass. I stretched for an hour and then did my laundry. I was ready for the sloppy slopes. Now it's 1:30pm & I haven't skied at all cause it's raining and slushy shit covers the once fine white that covered the immaculate powder. Changing conditions are a bitch...life is rough but I'll manage to hold it together. Power slacking therefore becomes an art form. I have to admit that the pre-noon hour bartender girls ass was fine, her eyes were pretty, and the rogue ale was good. She had some tattoos... Today I will concentrate therefore on getting the best buzz possible while fighting the elements from the barstool. I will not puke...unless to make more room for liquor....I will ski the chair highly intoxicated and remember my conmrade leading grade 4 ice after drinking 30 drinks the night before to celebrate.... I had to get this off my chest because although I will strive to be the best skiier I can be I will forever be faded and jaded and destined to become a snowboarder. Ride snow brothers! and may your ice screws sink solid first time! I need to go headplant in some firm snow now to correct the copious malfunctions occuring in my synapses.... Samurai greetings from my barstool. Smoky Mcpot
  7. Nice going SH. Now you are logged in as me....eh eh eh....
  8. Well I've destroyed over 10 Gatorade bottles. So ten times a $1.29 seems like a little more than $6.00. However I hate Nalgenes too, especially those new colored ones. I prefer plastic Army One quart and two quart canteens. They were free. Plus if it's really cold out I bust out the one quart metal artic canteen. I can directly stick that sucka on the stove to heat up the water/melt the ice.
  9. I agree with you Whopper 100% Hey MtnRgr if you wanna be a bum, but still go to the Q-course and schools...you may wanna look at 19 th SF Grp (Natl. Guard) They will send you to as many schools as you have the time for. You can deploy as much as you have time for, but then you can chill if you want. They have a bunch of ex CAG, SF, Ranger, Seal types there.
  10. I am so faded I can barely type this...must be time to go skiing. Hey Dan!
  11. Climbers that don't smoke dope? I've heard of some of those....they're called "cops who climb".
  12. Wake and baked...Day 47 or something...hazy memories...young girls...Blink 182....snowing...is it snowing outside...gotta lash on the boards....where's my bong....I'll blow smoke in the direction of Camp Muir...
  13. WAKE AND BAKE!!
  14. How come my password has the word "nark" in it?
  15. How come my password has the word "nark" in it?
  16. Legalize it...yeah ah...yeah ah...and I'll advertise it. ~Peter Tosh
  17. Dharma, Uh yeah you're about 100% right. Way to nail it on the head. I had a similar revelation. We met once at Jantzen Beach earlier this summer. Climb on... Spray: Disengaged
  18. Smoky_Mcpot

    Ice climbing

    you are gonna die for sure. Ice climbing is INSANITY!
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