I think the whole thing can be cleared up using a reversal of the tired and overused example of the Inuit having three hundred words for snow. Climbers could have one word for everything. Might as well, nobody understands us now, and fewer still care.
I suggest a time honoured word such as F#ck. (no I'm not afraid of it, but ya never know what the moderator will think)
I mean, if entire skyscrapers can be built using it as punctuation, surely we could use it for day to day communication.
For example:
Take - Fuuuuuuuuuuck
Manky - Fuckin'
Sick - fuuuuuuuuuuu...
Etc.
Wipe clean the slate, get down to basics.