So basically the pope's beef is with folks that say they can climb at a grade higher than he thinks they should.  You don't get to be a good climber unless you push your limits and mime, comb the hair, rehearse, fall, etc.  Add "onsight" to your vocab, dude.  That brings out the experienced, the gifted, and the poodles that are all yap and no go. 
The confessional here is a joke in itself.  people don't have a conscience that they've cheated, it's all show here on the internet. 
On top of that, the very things you purport to claim hold no place in "real" climbing are the EXACT same things you yourself did!! 
Your screen name should be hang-dogger, eh? 
Or maybe Fluffy.   
Okay boys and girls, listen up.  Cheating DOES make you a better climber.  Cheat, but don't lie about it.  Push your limits and have a fun time doing it.  Then when the pope gets done sucking on his cigar, you can hear him say "Mack, mack mack mack mack mack.  Mack mack mack. Mack mack mack, mack mack MAAACK!" 
Smile to yourself and think: wow, this was a great day climbing.   
Wait... I've got it all wrong... you belong to the Mountaineers, don't you, pope?  That explains it.