Damn

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[johnny_destiny]

A Texas Ranger pulled over a red Porsche (inhabited by a Liberal) after it

had run a stop sign. He walked up to the car door and said, "Sir, May I see

your driver's license and registration please?"

 

The Liberal said, "What's the problem, officer?"

 

"You just ran the stop sign back there at the last intersection."

 

"Oh, come on pal, there wasn't a car within miles of me!"

 

"Nevertheless sir, you are required to come to a complete stop, look both

ways, and proceed with caution."

 

"You gotta be kidding me!

 

"It's no joke, sir".

 

"Look, I slowed down almost to a complete stop, saw no one within twenty

miles, and proceeded with caution."

 

"That's beside the point, sir. You are supposed to come to a complete stop,

and you didn't. Now if I may see your license and..."

 

"You've got a lot of time on your hands, PAL! What's the matter, all the

doughnut shops closed?"

 

"Sir, I'll overlook that last comment. Let me see your license and

registration immediately!"

 

"I will, if you can tell me the difference between slowing down, and

coming to a complete stop."

 

The elderly Ranger had enough and said to the driver, "Sir, I can do

better than that." He opened the car door, dragged the obnoxious motorist

out, and proceeded to methodically beat him over the head with his

nightstick.

 

"Now sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop?"

 

This is why we Texans love our Texas Rangers.

Teaching by example is not a lost art in Texas.