A song from Maple Valley.

[North_by_Northwest]

by sandman

 

Monster trucks are my life,

monster trucks bring me heartache and strife,

and I got a young sweetheart who wants to be my wife:

 

Twelve foot high tires and a twelve year-old girlfriend.

Twelve foot high tires and a twelve year-old girlfriend.

 

Is it any wonder that my head is in a whirlwind?

And I don't give a rat's ass when will the goddamn world end, I got twelve foot high tires and a twelve year-old girlfriend.

 

Well the preacher man on Sunday likes to speak of ARMAGEDDON !

According to his sermon that's where this country's headin.

But when that nuclear fall out falls out I'll be out there sleddin, with my twelve foot high tires and my twelve year-old girlfriend.

 

Twelve foot high tires and a twelve year-old girlfriend.

 

Is it any wonder that my head is in a whirlwind?

And I don't give a rat's ass when will the goddamn world end, I got twelve foot high tires and a twelve year-old girlfriend.

 

Twelve foot high tires and a twelve year-old girlfriend.

 

(mouth harp solo)

 

Well the preacher man says that I must lead a SINFUL sex life !

But I don't pay him no mind: he just divorced his seventh ex-wife.

And I'd rather have fun this life than worry about my next life,

 

Twelve foot high tires and a twelve year-old girlfriend.

 

Is it any wonder that my tail is in a tailspin?

And I don't care when will the goddamn world end,

 

Twelve foot high tires and a twelve year-old girlfriend.

 

 

Now that's a pop song honky!

 

 

 

[PullinFool]

"These here wheels represent the enormity of my genetalia"