Joke

[Bob_Clarke]

man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks

in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He

calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a

ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What are

you going to do", the homeowner asks? "I'm going to put this ladder up

against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla

off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the

pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let

go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the

cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's

the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner. "If the gorilla knocks me off

the roof, shoot the dog"

[freeclimb9]

Some cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees."

The cannibals promised.

 

Four weeks later, their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.

 

After the boss left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything, but nooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!"