Morning Poem for the Ladies

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Autumn is full of laughter girls,

So sit on a my happy face.

I'll brush my teeth right after,

So sit on my happy face.

Uncross your legs, take off my glasses,

And put a pillow under my head.

You'll feel so good, you'll be glad

You decided to spread.

 

Pick out a spot that's comfy,

May I suggest my nose?

Watch when my pants get lumpy, yeah,

And rub it between your toes.

And spread your cheeks all over the place,

And sit on my happy face!