why must i wank so hard?

[gapertimmy]

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Ummm, I dunno. Cuz you have calluses and anything less vigorous is insensible?

 

You'll have to give more information. Seems like around here humble self-flagellation merits pats on the back and tales of "oh, I done worse" and its the chestbeating that gets you called a wanker. Tell us a story Uncle Timmy, so we can respond appropriately.