pimp the pope and slap the slope

[Lambone]

Bouldering rules. Enough said.

Bolts are pretty. They promote a healthier environment. Clip'um if ya got 'em.

And El Cap ain't no pile of choss.

Muir and Clyde take Lou and Fred to school.

And run out trad routes are for people with somethin' to prove.

Go smoke a Bone!

[pope]

Young man, you've been drinking. You seem terribly confused, like all of your values are ...missing. Anyway, are you getting married in a church? Maybe the pope should preside!

[Lambone]

Now thats a scary thought!