willstrickland Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 A little southern literary expose' for y'all DESIRE Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost forget That you're my cousin BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps REMORSE A painful sadness Can't fit big screen TV through Double-wide's front door DEPRIVED In WalMart toy aisle Wailing boy wants wrestling doll Mama whups his butt DEPRIVED (alternate ending by Scoopy Jr) In WalMart toy aisle Wailing boy wants wrestling doll Mama puts smack down OPTIONS Unemployment's out. Hey, maybe I can get on Disability BLAZE Distant siren screams Dumb-ass Verne's been playing with Gasoline again A NEW MOON Flashlights pierce darkness No nightcrawlers to be found Guess we'll gig some frogs EXUBERANCE Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oil ALONE Seeking solitude Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for Restraining order HATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood God damn Jeff Gordon OFFERINGS Tonight we hunger Grandma sent grocery money To Jimmy Swaggart DRAMA Set the VCR Dukes of Hazzard Marathon At 9 O'Clock NO SIGNAL White noise, buzzing static Call Earl; satellite dish needs new descrambler IMPOUNDED Sixty-five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 I see you've finally perfected the delicate and refined art of haiku. Good to see you're making fine use of that valuable time you've so diligently sought after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Will, you didn't write those did you? C'mon fess up, name source. (i've seen some of them before) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willstrickland Posted July 31, 2001 Author Share Posted July 31, 2001 Druuude, I wish my haiku skills had reached that level! I got them via e-mail from a NW version of a redneck. The Desire and Impounded ones were especially impressive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miker Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 LAWN ORNAMENTATION Rusty Cadillac Majestic among the weeds If you just had wheels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 We stick pig in mud slick! and squeals like my sister after Daddy's done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted July 31, 2001 Share Posted July 31, 2001 Incest? We dont got No bugs round these parts stranger Say, that's nice canoe. [This message has been edited by Dru (edited 07-31-2001).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman Posted August 1, 2001 Share Posted August 1, 2001 Here's my original contribution: GRAINS Shotgun in my hand Wooded, barbed wire seclusion My distillery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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