Bug 'look-alike' needed

[Bug]

Going to Montana soon. Blodgett beckons. Looking for a bug look-a-like to watch the kids and service the wife (take out the garbage, mow the lawn, etc...). I look like this;

[Bug]

http://www-museum.unl.edu/research/entomology/sm-beetle.htm

[ScottP]

Scraped from that link you posted:

"Other (dung beetles) fashion balls and roll them away from the crowd. Still others simply jump into the dung and chow down."

 

(It seems your autosig ought to be:

"We'll flourish on your rotting scat.)

 

How about Mr Wally?