The twelve days of Christmas

[wallrat510]

So does anybody remember the climber's version of it? I think it was posted once in an old Climbing mag because I remember the last verse as..And a year's worth of Climbing magazine.

[wallrat510]

I couldn't find it either so I made up my own. Does anyoneone else want o come up with thier own version? If so let's hear it.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

 

Twelve quickdraws clipping

 

Eleven tents a ripping.

 

Ten jumars hauling.

 

Nine belays a calling.

 

Eight tendons popping.

 

Seven gri-gris stopping.

 

Six axes swinging.

 

Five golden carabiners!

 

Four pounds of chalk.

 

Three wads of tape.

 

Two bent pitons.

 

And a year's worth of Climbing magazine.

 

 

Edited December 12, 2008 by wallrat510

[marc_leclerc]

you forgot to put something for #2

[goatboy]

two bootied stoppers????

[wallrat510]

ok, I fixed it.

[ThorDog]

That's awesome! Stellar Avatar, I used to have "Hardman" on a t-shirt, until I out grew it!

[wallrat510]

Hardman is my hero...www.mrbills.org