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we are the pirates we don't do anything

we just stay at home, and lie around

and if you ask us, to do anything

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

 

well I've never been to Greenland

and I've never been to Denver

and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul

and I've never been to Moscow

and I've never been to Tampa

and I've never been to Boston in the fall

 

we are the pirates we don't do anything

we just stay at home, and lie around

and if you ask us, to do anything

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

 

and I've never hoist the main sail

and I've never swabbed the poop deck

and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all

and I've never walked the gang plank

and I've never owned a parrot.

and I've never been to Boston in the fall

 

we are the pirates we don't do anything

we just stay at home, and lie around

and if you ask us, to do anything

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

 

I've never plucked a rooster

and I am not too good at ping-pong

and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall

and I've never kissed a chipmunk,

and I've never gotten head lice

and I have never been to Boston in the fall

 

 

and I've never licked a spark-plug

and I've never sniffed a stink bug

and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball

and I've never bathed in yogurt

and I don't look good in leggings

and I've never been to Boston in the fall

 

we are the pirates who don't do anything

we just stay at home, and lie around

and if you ask us, to do anything

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

 

 

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Is the new VeggieTales movie (The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything) a Christian attack on the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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Maybe it's just a little tongue in cheek since the movie apparently has no outwardly Christian imagery unlike its predecessors.

 

they just used that christian hocus pocus to go mainstream. it works everytime. think of the possibilities if this site went baby jesus.

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