Questions to ask yourself before buying a 108" TV

[EWolfe]

Top 10:

 

 

 

 

10. "Do I want the neighbors to know that I watch 'Maury'?"

 

9. "Will I finally see all the rich detail I've been missing in 'According to Jim'?"

 

8. "Is my living room roughly the size of Yankee Stadium?"

 

7. "Will a 108-inch Wolf Blitzer scare the dog?"

 

6. "Do I really need to spend ten grand to watch 'Judge Joe Brown'?"

 

5. "Are these the same bastards that sold me that 108-inch toaster?"

 

4. "Do I need a television that weighs more than I do?"

 

3. "What do I do with my old 103-inch television"?

 

2. "If I don't buy it, do the terrorists win?"

 

1. "Can I still get the 'Late Show' in low-definition?"

 

 

More Top 10

 

 

[joblo7]

10) can i still watch sports with a tv that small

 

[catbirdseat]

How about why don't I just kill myself? My life is so devoid of meaning I just bought a 108" TV!!!!!

[foraker]

"How much gear and gas could I have bought instead of this thing?"

[joblo7]

9) does size matter,that much?

 

had a big one for years and it rocks!

[joblo7]

8) i hear they have very low emissions?

 

7) take cash?

 

6)108" dd's ?

 

5)do have a mount for hummer headrests?

 

4)will she notice the diff?

 

3)should i go hdmi to hdmi or dvi to hdmi or component or 9pin vga?

 

2)do you have it on streeeech pay ?

 

1)everest imax or jenna?

[joblo7]

and the number one all time top 10 q's

 

WILL IT ENRICH THE LAME CONTENT OF REG TV?