Bush on Nuclear Proliferation

[chucK]

Today at the White House, President Bush signed a deal that would send nuclear fuel and know-how to India. Yeah, when asked about the Indian deal, President Bush said, 'It's the least we can do after stealing their land.'

 

 

(from Conan O'Brian show)

[Phil Jones]

Bush's solution to qwell the Bird Flu Epidemic is to bomb the Canary Islands.