You'd not like it either

[Phil K]

Ayy, there I was in the Pig's Whistle tha other day when a fello Pirate comes in, an a sorry lookin soight he was too. He orders hisself a bottle a Rum, an sure enough drains it inside o five minutes. The barkeep says to him "you know matey, I loike ta mind me own business, but it sure looks like youv'e got yerself a steering wheel jammed up yer arse."

"Arrrgh, I do, it's drivin me nuts!"