Are you there God, it's me michael_layton?

[layton]

sometimes I say stuff that is nasty on this website,

help me, won't you?

[Dechristo]

Michael, this is God...(no Gabriel, MeDammit, I don't have time right now to fuck with those retards in Jerusalem; *sigh* just take a message)...now, Michael, what you do here is the least of your concerns. I'm not going to go into all of your transgressions as I don't have time; yes, yes, I'm eternal, but I'm not gonna bump my tennis game with Moses just so can know how deep the shit is you're in.

 

For now, here is the main thing I'm pissed about:

 

When I said "Feed my sheep" I didn't mean feed 'em your johnson.

 

Quit it!

 

Edit: Oh, and take a bath once in awhile...you stink to high heaven.

Edited April 14, 2006 by Dechristo