One for the Women

[Mos_Chillin]

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, a beautiful, independent and self-assured young princess happened upon a frog as she contemplated ecological issues on the shores of an un-polluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess's lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however, and I will be turned back into the dapper young prince that I was, and then, my sweet, we can marry, and I will move into yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, and bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so"

 

As the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of frog's legs seasoned in a white wine and garlic cream sauce, she chuckled, and said softly to herself:

 

"I don't fucking think so."

[archenemy]

you really are getting laid a lot.

[Dechristo]