Cow Abduction

[mountainmatt]

 

http://www.cowabduction.com/

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HOW CAN I GET INVOLVED?

[knotzen]

Whoa, that's some scary shit.

[Mos_Chillin]

I saw this sticker on the side of the saucer when they took dear old Bessie:

 

 

[Ducknut]

More likely it was this sticker

[Mos_Chillin]

You see, to Aliens, TWO stomachs are a sign of hyper-intellectual trans-galactic beings. Cow-tipping is blasphemous, that's why all of the midwesterners get abducted: payback.

 

That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.