Castro calls Fla. Gov. Bush a 'fatty'

[faster_than_you]

Castro calls Fla. Gov. Bush a 'fatty'

 

HAVANA, Dec. 6 (UPI) -- While questioning whether Florida Gov. Jeb Bush helped a Cuban dissident into the country, Cuban leader Fidel Castro also ribbed Bush for being fat.

 

After alleging Bush might have helped Luis Posada Carriles enter the United States earlier this year, Castro also suggested the governor do a little exercise.

 

"Forgive me for using the term 'fat little brother'" the Miami Herald reported Castro said. "It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some exercises and go on a diet, don't you think? I'm doing this for the gentleman's health."

 

Governor Bush's office refused to comment on Castro's remarks.

 

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20051206-044909-3816r

[Squid]

Castro's just getting his licks in before Jeb becomes president.

[Dru]

it's his revenge for the CIA claiming he has Parkinson's. "I might shake a bit but at least I'm no lard tub"

[faster_than_you]

I thought the article might mention that Castro SENT Bush a fatty!

[Dru]

Since he's from Cuba, it would have to be a blunt.

[faster_than_you]

Yeah, but it would have to go through Canada; that's the way most Americans (w/o an apostrophe) get their Cuban's.

[snugtop]

Today is misplaced apostrophe day. I thought you & Foraker otter know: Americans can't spell.

[faster_than_you]

Misplaced? Actually, not needed. Snugtop, your grammar... How about a Cuban/Castro/Bush/Fatty Limerick?

[snugtop]

There once was a guy named Fidel

He told Bush to put down the caramel

and get off his ass

like the proleteriat class

Which is a word that I always misspell

 

(that's the best I can do today )