Life Imitates Art

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Charles Bukowski fans will note that Buk wrote a story about just this event back in the 1970's.

 

Doin' the Dummy

A South Dakota teenager has been caught in a compromised position with a female mannequin on display at a Sioux Falls arts center. Specifically, security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the half-naked dummy on the floor with his pants and undergarments down. "There was inappropriate activity between him and the mannequin," said police spokesman Loren McManus. "That's the only way I know how to put it." Guards said it wasn't the first time they had noticed that the dummy had been denuded, either. Plentyhorse has since been charged with indecent exposure. If convicted, he could be registered as a sex offender. "People might say it's relatively harmless," commented Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department. "But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbor."

-- Jenny McKeel from Wired Mag

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wow..is his last name really Plentyhorse??

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Waiting for the Enumclaw jokes........