Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Do they have a CC.com room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 This part could be expanded to a full-length story. (the "lawyer" detail is a nice touch) In the show's most overwrought scene, an alcoholic, adulterous, porn-addicted litigation lawyer who has just secured freedom for a known paedophile stabs his wife rather than have her discover he has been molesting their daughter. The daughter then shoots her father, retreats to her room and slits her wrists, spilling fake blood over the floor, next to her bible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 Baby Jesus loves the sinners too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tivoli_mike Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 (edited) I prefer the Cthulhu version myself... Edited October 31, 2005 by tivoli_mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 That one's good, but it's just a parody. This one is the real deal! http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tivoli_mike Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 No, not "Killer Rock"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 I prefer the Cthulhu version myself... Is that like the Chupaca bra ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 you have a bra that sucks goats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 31, 2005 Author Share Posted October 31, 2005 How come a "litigation lawyer" is practicing criminal law, defending a pedophile? These Christians know more about scripture than law? I'm surprised they don't have some scientific athiests in the hell house too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonanon Posted October 31, 2005 Share Posted October 31, 2005 It's true! Rock star pastor struck by lightning! (okay, maybe not, but jeeze! what a bonehead) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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