Non-mainstream rescue procedures

[Dr_Crash]

Just stumbled on that one:

 

The entire Royal Canadian Mounted Police carry a small survival kit with them at all times in a small leather, zippered case. Inside, there are miniature bottles of gin and vermouth. The kit also contains a small metal cup, a swizzle stick, and a card that instructs the Mountie: should he/she become hopelessly lost in the wilderness, they should sit down, take out the survival kit, and begin making a Martini. Before the drink is mixed it's guaranteed someone will appear to rescue them, saying, "No, no, that's not the way to make a Martini!"

 

 

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[Dru]

It also works with a deck of cards... just start playing solitaire and someone will come along to say "Put the red jack on the black queen"