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Grunthos (The Flatulent):

ODE TO A SMALL LUMP OF GREEN PUTTY I FOUND IN MY ARMPIT ONE MIDSUMMER MORNING

 

PUTTY PUTTY PUTTY

GREEN PUTTY - GRUTTY PEEN

GRARMPITUTTY - MORNING!

PRIDSUTTER - GRORNING UTTY!

DISCOVERY....OH!

PUTTY?....ARMPIT?

ARMPIT....PUTTY.

NOT EVEN A PARTICULARLY

NICE SHADE OF GREEN

 

 

 

(in the reading of) four of his audience died of internal hemmoraging, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Council only survived by gnawing one of his legs off.

 

Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the reception, and was about to embark upon his 12-book epic entitled "Zen and The Art Of Going To The Lavatory", when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save lifekind, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain!

 

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