EWolfe Posted February 28, 2005 Posted February 28, 2005 Grunthos (The Flatulent): ODE TO A SMALL LUMP OF GREEN PUTTY I FOUND IN MY ARMPIT ONE MIDSUMMER MORNING PUTTY PUTTY PUTTY GREEN PUTTY - GRUTTY PEEN GRARMPITUTTY - MORNING! PRIDSUTTER - GRORNING UTTY! DISCOVERY....OH! PUTTY?....ARMPIT? ARMPIT....PUTTY. NOT EVEN A PARTICULARLY NICE SHADE OF GREEN (in the reading of) four of his audience died of internal hemmoraging, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Council only survived by gnawing one of his legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been "disappointed" by the reception, and was about to embark upon his 12-book epic entitled "Zen and The Art Of Going To The Lavatory", when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save lifekind, leapt straight up through his neck and throttled his brain! --Douglas Adams Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted March 1, 2005 Posted March 1, 2005 You probably still think digital watches are pretty neat, don't you? Quote
EWolfe Posted March 1, 2005 Author Posted March 1, 2005 Hey, the movie is coming out pretty soon. It should be quite a bit better than the BBC episodes... Quote
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