Cutest Thing On Eight Toes

[Ducknut]

To get back to the fun side of this post, no this is the cutest thing with 8 toes.

[Dechristo]

To get back to the fun side of this post...

 

Was it something I said?

 

Just go wit duh flo, maing, and it all BE fun. I'd think you, of all people, would remain Daffy.

 

What's so fun about a duck, anyway?

 

Besides the obvious aspect of having a water-tight ass?

[Ducknut]

Carving decaying toes off of your foot with your trusty swiss army knive doesn't sound like much fun.

 

Birds are fun, unless you are in a Hitchcock movie.

 

[Dechristo]

Carving decaying toes off of your foot... doesn't sound like much fun.

 

There is no appreciable decay (no odor) - they're veritably freeze-dried. You've probably seen the photos published in National Geographic of the multi-hundred-year-old bodies found in Greenland that were mummified by freezing. Same thing with the ~8,000-year-old dude found on the Swiss/Italian border.

 

Fun, in this instance (explained in acute brevity), is losing two toes instead of six.

 

I expected some sensibilities would be offended by the post; no offense intended. I felt prompted by MisterE's mention of "the Alpinist Syndrome", the prerequisite explanation for qualifying to contend for " The Cutest Thing On Eight Toes" title, and the injury realized probable to those who participate in the central activity of this website.

 

Apologies to you MisterE, didn't figure to hijack the thread.

 

Did the parrot get any birthday cake?