Making People Happy (Joke)

[fredrogers]

The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheney are flying on Air Force One.

 

George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."

 

Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

 

Cheney says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $10.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."

 

The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them and says to his co-pilot, "Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 56 million people very happy."

 

[TheOldHouseMan]

President Bush dies and goes to Hell. On his arival the devil tells Bush that Hell is full and he can chose from three people to take thier place and they go onto heaven.

 

In the first room is Dick Cheney. He is in a pool swimming to the bottom and retrieving stones on the bottom and bringing them to the surface for eternity. Upon seeing this Bush says "he cannot swim" and they go on to the next room.

 

In the second room is Donald Rumsfeld and he is braking rocks with a sledge hammer for eternity. Upon seeing this Bush says "this is to hard of work" and they go on to the next room.

 

In the last room is Bill Clinton strapped to the wall naked and Monica Lewinski is giving him oral. Upon seeing this Bush says "Hell ya I'll take Bill's place".

 

"Ok" says the devil, "Monica...your going to heaven".