Lars Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 When polls were closed, We all supposed It couldn't be much closer! Now Libs are torn, Downcast...Forlorn, And Soros is moroser! The votes were cast, And now at last The counting could begin. Monsieur LaMoore, Was very sure, His flick would do George in. But now instead, The states are Red, And Hollywood is Blue. Ben Affleck's mad, Susan Sarandon's sad, And Whoopi's come unglued! Begala whines, The Left Be-Heinz, "The Boss" just wonders..."HOW!?" James Carville pouts, O'Donnell shouts... No time to Ketchup now! The Kerry Crowd, Was brash and loud, The cool and hip were pumped! In Franken-Land, They took their stand... "War Hero" John's been dumped. At CBS? Lord, what a mess! Dan Rather wears a frown. He's quite distressed... Some say depressed. Poor Dan, He's goin' down. There's "Hardball" Chris, Who loved to kiss, The rear of liberal guests... Convention night, Ol' Zell was right... To that we may attest. At CNN, It's sinkin' in... Oh my! They're all in shock! "Ohio's RED!" John Kerry's Dead!" "By George! We've been out-Foxed! Quote
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