Harry_Pi Posted November 27, 2004 Posted November 27, 2004 Hello capitalist! Amen: Found this anti male crap in my email. Praise the Lord. Thank you for allow fou to post. ----- Original Message ----- From: <rpwhite@verizon.net> To: <chuckles@yahoo.com> Sent: Tuesday, November 23, 2004 11:47 AM Subject: Prayers > Female Prayer: > > Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One > who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who > thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's > gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed Pulls out my > chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me > a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my > behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my > very best friend. > > Amen. > > Male Prayer: > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor > store and a bass boat. > > Amen > > Quote
catbirdseat Posted November 27, 2004 Posted November 27, 2004 Trask left a huge void when he was banned, but you're moving in the right direction. Quote
whirlwind Posted November 28, 2004 Posted November 28, 2004 male climbers prayer; may every day be filled with cracks to jam, cracks to smoke, cracks to , warm days, cold beers prarana toped belayslaves and to chase in crack i trust amen Quote
catbirdseat Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 Just face it. You are addicted to crack. What was it you said to me about ten times at Mt. Erie about face climbing? Quote
EWolfe Posted November 29, 2004 Posted November 29, 2004 Hello capitalist! Amen: Found this anti male crap in my email. Praise the Lord. Thank you for allow fou to post. ----- Original Message ----- From: <rpwhite@verizon.net> To: <chuckles@yahoo.com> Sent: Tuesday, November 23, 2004 11:47 AM Subject: Prayers > Female Prayer: > > Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One > who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who > thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's > gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed Pulls out my > chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me > a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my > behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my > very best friend. > > Amen. > > Male Prayer: > > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor > store and a bass boat. > > Amen > > Don't forget about their own pharmacy! Quote
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