lancegranite Posted August 22, 2004 Posted August 22, 2004 The penguin conspiracy It's the new sasquach. Quote
Szyjakowski Posted August 22, 2004 Posted August 22, 2004 whhhoaa. up late last night worrying about penguins and how they are supposed to take over the world gets you nowhere in vegas lance. my biggest fear is ants. one day they will rule the earth...i just hope its not during my lifetime... Quote
Fairweather Posted August 22, 2004 Posted August 22, 2004 My science project: I'm going to take a ship to Antarctica, fill its hold with mating pairs of Penguins, then sail off north to Greenland, Baffin, Norway, Russian Arctic.... I just wanna see what happens after a few years! Now that would be a real Penguin conspiracy. Quote
Dru Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 Yes the Penguin might fill in the niche left empty by the extinction of the Great Auk. But they might find it confusing being upside down too! Quote
Fairweather Posted August 23, 2004 Posted August 23, 2004 ...Then, I'm gunna take some big ol' Polar Bears down to South Georgia Island to clean up those messy bird-wannabies! (The ones I didn't capture and transplant to the arctic, that is!) They can also feed on the occasional Brit or Aussie capsized yachtsman that comes along. Hehe. This will be a staging area for my final Polar Bear assault on the Antarctic mainland a few years from now. Those cute little Harp Seals back up north (and the bleeding heart humans who love them) will be thankin' me big time too! ...and who says that the south pole isn't really the top of the world!? Quote
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