Something Funny....

[Dave_Schuldt]

An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out

woman

on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned

yellow,

just in front of him.

 

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,

even

though he could have beaten the red light by

accelerating

through the intersection.

 

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn,

screaming

in frustration as she missed her chance to get through

the

intersection with him.

 

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her

window

and looked up into the face of a very serious police

officer.

 

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands

up. He

took her to the police station where she was searched,

fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

 

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the

cell and

opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking

desk

where the arresting officer was waiting with her

personal

effects.

 

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I

pulled

up behind your car while you were blowing your horn,

flipping

the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak

at him.

I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the

'What

Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to

Sunday School'

bumper sticker, and the chrome- plated Christian fish

emblem on

the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the

car."

[chucK]

I hate those damn tailgating Christians